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Selling high, after President Trump quietly put a sprawling, ninebedroom beachfront estate on the Caribbean island of St. Martin up for sale for $28 million. A local realtor said the property is “overpriced by about $10 million.”
Scoops, after TV evangelist Rick Joyner predicted that Christian prophets will soon be able to write news stories a week in advance. “You don’t need to watch the Super Bowl,” Joyner told his flock. “I’m going to tell you what’s going to happen.”
‘Sologamy,’ with the news that longtime single people in places like Brooklyn and San Francisco are now marrying themselves in full ceremonies. “It means that we are enough, even if we are not partnered with someone else,” said Erika Anderson, 37, who recently tied the knot with herself.