The Week Contest
This week’s question: A nationwide fitness chain has banned cable news from the TV sets in its gym, saying today’s toxic political environment is bad for people’s health. If a fitness instructor were to devise a workout routine in which incensed gym goers burn calories while raging at cable news, what catchy name could it give the new fitness regime?
Last week’s contest: Parisians can now eat their boeuf in the buff at the city’s first nudist restaurant, O’Naturel. In seven words or fewer, please come up with the name of a suitable signature dish for an all-naked eatery.
THE WINNER: Steak ta-ta Victoria Mallon, Santa Clara, Calif.
SECOND PLACE: Lobster risqué Phyllis Klein, New York City
THIRD PLACE: Strip steak with an undressed side salad Peter Gordon, Great Neck, N.Y.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Angry exercise” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Jan. 23. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, Jan. 26. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.